Tuesday, September 14, 2004

The Fat Vote

If Kerry should go on to lose the election, historians will look back and marvel at how he ignored a crucial segment of the voting population: the fat vote. These voters can be swayed by a single question... "are you thinner than you were four years ago?" I, for one, am not.

Ths is not to be confused with the "fat cat vote", which Bush has pretty much locked up. They were asked the question "are you eating more babies than you did four years ago?" The answer, of course, is yes.


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