FIRST!

Chances are if you're reading this on a computer, you're familiar with FIRST posting.

But if you're not, First posters are the people who try with all their might to be the first people to comment on a new blog posting. They symbolize their pioneering ways by not just posting the first comment but by having that first comment be literally "FIRST."

In related news, I just made a new movie. It's called: "FIRST!"

You can find it HERE .

It makes fun of first posters.

Josh Weisbrot shot it. I am in it.

I tried to explain First posting to my parents and was met with a healthy, awkward silence.