Which makes me think of this cool thing

I feel you on the ice cream cone. How can you go wrong with something that is sweet, cool and served in a container (cone) that you can eat. More things should come in edible but not sticky packaging.

Speaking of icy refreshments, here's a drink that sounded good:

Prepare Lipton Ice Tea (made from tea bags, not the powder)
Add a scoop or two of lemon or raspberry sorbet.
Serve in a glass.
Down.
Hold bridge of nose during sorbet headache.
Repeat.

Blend for consistency. Or just pound it and enjoy the lumpiness.

I haven't tried it yet but it sounded like the right thing to do.