Fuck yeah!

I'm in.

I'm FUCKING in.
YES!

I am a Republican starting right now!

Invade those foreigners!
Beat those hippies!
Live smug!
Cancel my subscription to the New Yorker! YEAH.
Set me up with some cd-rom bibles! Uh-huh.
Get me some Halliburton stock. You know it!
and let's ROCK those fucking red states!
BOOYEAH! HOOOOOO!
All this doubt and anguish building up...
All this art I've been supporting...
All this TRUTH I've been looking for...
FUCK THAT SHIT!
I am in!
Where do I sign? Who do I kill? What must I UNLEARN?
I'm throwing out my Liberal porn and getting good Republican smut!
I'm eating Republican tobacco for breakfast tomorrow and washing it down with some Big Oil!
I'm masturbating to the Bush Twins and scoffing and tittering while reading my Clinton Autobiography.
This is going to FUCKING ROCK!
Let's go Alan Keyes! Bring back D'amato. Dig up Nixon. Make him a corpse president!
I don't fucking care anymore because I am a Republican and I am saving up for a Hummer and recycling is for bitches!
When the world ends, I'll be on the winning team, you ninnies!
Corporations are PRETTY!!!

See you suckers in November! HAHAHAHAH Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee